cruel joke

Today is so not my day…
I just went to lunch. It was one of those, I don’t know where I’m going, but I’ve got to get out of this building kind of lunches. So when I started walking down the street, I decided: burrito. So I made my way towards Chipotle, and damn, the line was out the door. Alright, I can deal with that, but if I’m going to be standing in a long ass line for a burrito, I’ll stand in line for an even better one at The Well Dressed Burrito which is just half a block away. So I go, and it’s great, there’s only one person in line in front of me. I place my grilled chicken burrito order and wait. It’s not too long before I get my order and I’m on my way out the door. I’m excited, because I feel like I worked the system just right. Right? Wrong. I take a big bite, and instead of chicken, there’s steak. Overall, not such a big difference, but I wanted chicken so bad.

It’s time to go home.
I don’t care anymore.

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