I'm in pain, some guy is singing John Ashcroft's "Let the Eagle Soar" song right now at the inaguration, as the President and the First Lady make their way through the bowels of Congress. The only part that wasn't too awful, was when ABC got the sound screwed up and all I could hear was the echoes of people walking through the hall. But now what's-his-name is singing about the letting the Eagle soar from rocky coast to distant shore. At least Ashcroft isn't singing it himself. Ah, according to Peter Jennings, the song was a special request from Vice President Dick Cheney. Maybe he's not a robot afterall?